News Item: : Nordly's Crusaders in Gender Testing Shocker
(Category: Misc)
Posted by Anduain
Saturday 19 September 2009 - 16:36:33
NC Tanks in Gender Test Shocker !!!!!!!!!!
Antonius Bayle was shocked earlier this week to learn that the Guild Nordly's Crusaders had been performing random gender tests on its members.
For far too long the membership had been suspicious at the aggro abilities of some members as well as them never stripping off in the pool in the guild hall.
Guild leader Clearmoon, fresh from a recent 48 hour session at the hairdresser was unavailable for comment, but our roving reporters were able to snap some photos and get some dubious quotes.
New high speed monk, Caster, just didn't seem to have the right view from behind when pulling mobs, a recent photo on hir return raised suspicions even further.
I am a wom-man, I tells ya and I'll take anyone on that doubts it
Siaka, supposed sister of Clearmoon was non-plussed, "It's clear I'm a woman, all women have muscles like this" - be that as it may Siaka, but usually those muscles are in different places!!! We'll get to the bottom of this.
I don't know what all the fuss is about?
Similarly, "Ms" Toidi, as s/he insists on being called, was in denial when out searching for mobs to kill (supposedly cleaning, but suspicions are high at this point with these folk!)
Seriously, lets get kicking ass, erm, I mean vacuuming this place!
NC continued to raise questions about the trio - how can it be that a "girl" can hit so hard and keep aggro so much, and so the gender tests began.
The wizards had a secret meeting, Anduain, Glamlocw, Yinla, Zykotik, Crepaidor, and decided on a course of action to reveal the imposters.
About 2 hours later, the wizards came back from AFK and reminded themselves what it was they were supposed to be doing.
With regret they decided they needed to call on some enchanters to dispel the illusions that their high intelligence had uncovered.
A further 2 hours of AFKness later they called on Casidia to sneak in some casting..
And it was true, Siaka was revealed in all his beardy look and general gruffness - his voice, always a deep contralto now just seemed right.
I swear, I've ALWAYS been like this
Similarly, Mr Toidi, as we now know, was more than happy to be openly holding his piece in raids!
Look at the sword on me!
Anyway, the truth is out, though they continue to be in total denial, as this recent exchange shows, emotions are running high in the guild, "Sexchange" or simply "The Truth" - I'll let you decide…
[Wed Sep 16 20:26:31 2009] Bobajob tells the guild, 'Toidi - you're a bloke !! :-)'
[Wed Sep 16 20:41:34 2009] Inlania tells the guild, 'hmm siaka looked better as a woman know looks like a duel wielding pally'
[Wed Sep 16 20:42:39 2009] Siaka tells ncteam:5, 'bah a girl stops plucking the odd facial hair and suddenly everyone;s questioning her gender'
[Wed Sep 16 20:42:46 2009] Zunar tells ncteam:5, 'damn, I was about to ask who that new guy was'
[Wed Sep 16 20:43:50 2009] Zaph tells ncteam:5, 'thing is, according to the laws of physics, "something" cannot come from nothing, so if Siaka is now improved, then who is lacking ...'
[Wed Sep 16 21:23:52 2009] Linc tells ncteam:5, 'I vote for Malar or Toidi'
[Wed Sep 16 21:24:21 2009] Siaka tells ncteam:5, 'Toidi still too woozy after his op i betcha'
[Wed Sep 16 21:24:25 2009] Siaka tells ncteam:5, 'I know I am
Special thanks to no one, you saw nothing....
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